Bird Splater

     Last night I walked out to my car to find what...a wonderful... yucky surprise by my friends the Birds! Out of all the Cars in the Parking Lot they choose my car to relieve them self's on...and not just one but a whole Flock of birds had to have been so sweet...nasty to poop all over my car! Mind you that NONE of the poop landed on the parking lot just all plastered on my car! So   lovely ...NOT  :S